DATED : Monday, November 8, 2010
TITLED: Little Kids Should Not Be Doing Inappropriate Things
TIMED: 5:20 AM
Annyeong everyone! This is me,
Lixuan, back with another
fic! It's going to be
Yemin this time round, because I really ship that couple and both
Jeng Mun and I agree there's too much
Kyu-
ness going around in my blog already. There will also be
Hanchul inside...Another couple I love,
kekeke.
Please sit back, relax and enjoy!
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Hankyung and Heechul~Hanchul!
Yemin!
Yesung!
Sungmin!*Sorry, I changed Heechul into a girl, because he had to play the role of Sungmin's mother.
"Appa, Omma, Yesungie and I are going to sleep now. Good night!" Sungmin pulled Yesung up into a standing position.
"Yes, thank you for letting me sleep over, Auntie and Uncle," Yesung gave a 90 degree bow and thanked the parents of his best friend.
"Don't need to thank us, Sungie. After all, you're like our second son already. Ok, good night, dears, sleep well!" Heechul called out, her eyes glued on the television screen while Hankyung flashed a grin at his two young charges, ruffling their hair affectionately.
"Good night." Sungmin and Yesung bowed simultaneously. After that, the two thundered up to their rooms, with Yesung chasing his younger friend amidst much giggles and panting.
"Hey! Do you want to wake the whole world up? Psh...little tykes. I wonder why did we have a kid in the first place? Sungmin made me lose my figure...my waist is now fatter by two inches!" Heechul pouted, pinching the skin on her waist.
Hankyung leant over and whispered huskily into Heechul's ear,"Because a certain someone didn't want to use protection that night."
Heechul pushed Hankyung's face away and the Chinese man found himself rolling on the floor due to the impact of the powerful smack.
Stalking upstairs, calling over her shoulder,"I'm going to check on those two kids. They might be doing inappropriate things."
"Like?" Hankyung chortled. Thanks to his long strides, he caught up easily with his wife and curled his arms around his wife's waist. Before Heechul had the chance to react, Hankyung dashed up the stairs, the bewildered Heechul in his arms.
"Yah! Hankyung! Put me down-wait, what was that?" Heechul commanded crossly, before her voice broke off into an inquisitive whisper.
"What's what?" Hankyung craned his neck, not seeing anything.
"Listen! It's coming from Sungmin's room!" Heechul hissed, jumping down from Hankyung's arms. Creeping over to her son's room, she crouched down and put her ear to the door.
Hankyung shifted uncomfortably. "Don't invade their privacy," he warned.
Heechul rolled her eyes and threw him a dirty look which blatantly spelled out,"I'm his freaking mother, you retard, and it's my business if I want to spy on him."
Hankyung sighed and squatted down next to his wife faithfully. Heechul flashed a smirk and commented,"You secretly want to listen too, right?"
"Oh, shut up."
"Aaaaaahhhhhhh!" An ear-piercing and shrill screech, which sounded suspiciously like Sungmin's voice, could be heard from the other side of the door.
Terrified out of their wits, Heechul and Hankyung both jumped back, with Heechul landing on her husband and accidentally elbowing him.
"Owww..." Hankyung whined, massaging his ribs.
"Sh!" Heechul slapped a hand over his mouth, silencing him as she continued to eavesdrop on the two small ones in the room.
"Sh, don't be afraid, Minnie. It'll only hurt for a short while. You'll feel better later, I promise you," Yesung could be heard trying to reassure his best friend.
"Please, Sungie, I don't wanna do it, it hurts a lot..." Sungmin sniffed.
"It won't, don't worry..."
"It's so big! What if I get hurt and bleed? Can you not push it in so deep, Sungie?"
"But the only way it'll work is if I thrust it in deeper!"
More whimpering, moans and quiet sobs were heard from the other side. Heechul raised an eyebrow at Hankyung. Hankyung returned it with a baffled look of his own.
"Ouch! No, it hurts too much, please stop, Sungie!" Sungmin panted.
"I think you'll feel better if we do it lying down..."
"Ah! Faster please, it really hurts!"
"Stop making noise and I'll able to push it in properly!"
"Holy shisus...what are they doing?" Hankyung snarled, ear pressed against the wall tightly to catch more of their "conversation".
"Pain...Thrusting in and out...Lying down! Oh my Beijing Fried Rice! Are they doing...IT?" Heechul exclaimed, her voice rising higher and higher in anticipation and excitement.
"No way!" Hankyung exploded and gripped Heechul's hand so tightly till the latter yelped out in pain. Eyeing the other skeptically, he continued, barely concealing the anger in his voice,"Do you think we should stop them? They're only twelve! They shouldn't be doing inappropriate things...like...like..."
"Like having sex?" Heechul taunted the other man playfully.
"Oh. My. Shisus. They. Are. Doing. Things. Inappropriate things." Hankyung's brow was wet with sweat.
"Why not? Sounds sexy..."
"Ahh!" Another cry of pain escaped Sungmin's lips.
"Argh! That's it!" Hankyung let out a growl of frustration at the last moan escaping from his son's room. He stood up, whole bady shaking with anger like a leaf in the blowing wind. Slamming open the door to Sungmin's room, he burst in. Without even bothering to drink in the view before him, he started his furious tirade,"What are you two doing? Do you know that it's illegal to do this kind of stuff? Little children should NOT be doing INAPPROPRIATE things! What do you have to say for yourselves?"
When Hankyung had charged into the room like a mad bull, Sungmin had been lying on Yesung's chest and the two were petrified when Hankyung started hollering in anger about inappropriate things. Sungmin, who had been sobbing earlier on, promptly burst into tears again, leaning his head on Yesung's frame, while Yesung awkwardly tried to comfort him.
Turning to Hankyung, Yesung's own eyes were glistening with tears as he choked out,"I'm so sorry, uncle. We didn't know it was wrong. Sungmin told me that he had to do it without fail, otherwise he'll feel all hot and bothered in the night..."
Hankyung's eyes glittered dangerously as he boomed,"What? You've done this kind of thing before? Lee Sungmin, how could you? You are still supposed to be a virgin at your age!"
Sungmin hastily rearranged his features into an astounded expression as he gaped at his father. Finally, he blurted out,"Appa, what are you thinking? I have a sinus problem, so Yesung was just helping me put the nose spray in my nose and spray it! It hurt because the spray was really large! We're not...we didn't...Aigoo, Appa!"
By this time, Hankyung could only stare at the two boys, dumbfounded.
The End
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Hello! Did you guys like it? I hope so! Heh heh, Hankyung and Heechul have such pervertic minds~They need to bleach their minds already, ROFLMAO. Inspired by the time I had pneumonia last year and had to use the nasal spray. Thank you for reading and please leave a comment in my cbox!:D
Labels: Hanchul, Hankyung, Heechul, Little Kids Should Not Be Doing Inappropriate Things, One Shot, Sungmin, Yemin, Yesung
